turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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