just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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