Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I CAN MOONWALK!
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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