Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
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There r osticjed everywhere
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
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Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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