Do you still have your period?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
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All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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