ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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