I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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