you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Can you bring me the toilet please
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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