I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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