no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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