Cold hands, warm shart.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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