dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
accomplished twins. life is a go
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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