I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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