nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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