Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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