can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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