who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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