so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize
