windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Randomize
