Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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