Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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