with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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