How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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