I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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