He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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