But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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