Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
He kissed a someone with a penis
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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