Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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