Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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