After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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