I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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