we have officially lost it.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
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Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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