This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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