Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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