are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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