He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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