My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
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