I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
only you would photoshop your dick
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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