every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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