Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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