We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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