6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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