You don't have asthma, your pregnant
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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