moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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