Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
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She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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