I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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