were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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