There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Randomize
