I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
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masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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