question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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