I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I need a burrito and a hug.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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