So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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