Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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