"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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