Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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